Hiki iāʻoeʻelua e pāʻani i nā pāʻani? Pehea e pili ana i keʻano sexy? Aia kekahi mau manawa ma ka nohoʻana o kēlā me kēia hoalaina inā makemake nuiʻoe e loaʻa i hoʻokahi aʻelua paha mau pāʻani pāʻani e puni i nā meaʻoi. Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kahi hoʻokahi: I kou manawa e hihia ai i kahi "aloha" kahi ma waenakonu o kahiʻole, he weliweli kaʻoni TV, uaʻoi kaʻino o ka wi-fi, a ua ua. Inā loaʻa ia iāʻoe, ke manaʻo nei wau ua hoʻopihaʻoe i hoʻokahi aʻoi aku paha o nā pāʻani sexy i hanaʻia no nā kāne hoʻolahalaha e pāʻani.
01 o 09
ʻOiai he mau mākua,ʻo nā pāʻani kahi e hiolo ai i kaʻakaʻakaʻana he mau mea maikaʻi. Eʻike nā kāne i ka pahu no kēia kēmu kūikawā i loko o ka'ōniʻoniʻo a me kahi lei paʻakikī iʻikeʻia me nā'ōuli kala. E kuhi i ka pakuhi a neʻe i ka lima, ka lima, ka kuʻehiwi, ke kuli, ka wāwae, aiʻole ka wāwae i ka'ōpū ma ka papahele papa. Wahi a nā rula luna, pono ka luna i ke kānana i ka spinner. I ka manawaʻelua wale nō e pāʻani ai, e hoʻololi i nā lula e hiki i ka mea hope ke hana i ka spinner e hiki i kāna hoa paio. ʻAʻole mākou i maopopo i keʻano o ka lanakila - akā, he mea nui maoli nō ia i ka nui o ka hauʻoli iāʻoe?
02 o 09
ʻO ka papahana hoʻonohonoho like me ke knō aloha, a ma luna o ke kumukānāwai aloha Indian, hiki i ka Kama Sutra Game ke hoʻoikaika i nā kāne e komo i kahi mea e paʻa ai i nā lālā o kēlā me kēia. E koho i kahi kāleka a hahai i nā kuhikuhi - e hoʻokaʻawale i kahi mea huna, e hoʻopā i kahi'āpanaʻinoʻino, e hoʻonoho i kahi kūlana. ʻO kēia pāʻani makua wale nō noʻelua wale nō.03 o 09
ʻO kēia kahi o kēlā mau pāʻani no nā mākua e pono aiʻoe e kono i kekahi mau hoa'ē aʻe e pāʻani. Inā uaʻikeʻoe i nā kahe o ka hīmeni o 70,ʻikeʻoe i kēia pāʻaniʻo "how-well-do-I-really-know-my partner" he hoot. Penei nā nīnau mai ka naʻaupō i ka uku. E hoʻopili iā ia ma kaʻae muaʻana i kēlā me kēia pane e koi ai i kaʻili he "blue" a me kahi lumi āu e makemake ai e inoaʻo "kitchen."
04 o 09
ʻO Chocolate a me kahi kēmu e pāʻani ai? Mai ka hoʻohālikelikeʻana o ke hydrogen a me ka oxygen e hana i ka wai e hoʻohui pūʻia nā mea houʻelua. No laila, hoʻokaʻawale i kāu puke makahiki houʻo "Willy Wonka a me ka Chocolate Factory" a me ka brass-lopahpa i kēia pāʻani, he meaʻoluʻolu loa ia o ka Monopoly. Hoʻonui i ka bonus o ke pāʻaniʻo Chocolate-opoly i ka wā e haʻalele anaʻoe i kahi home:ʻO kekahi mea e pau i ka holoiʻana i nā pākuʻi, i nā pālehu. ʻO wai ka lanakila? ʻO ka mea nāna iʻai i ka makalekaleka,ʻo ia.
05 o 09
Lawe i kēia huakaʻi hele Scrabble hele wāwae iāʻoe meander (7 letters = bingo!) Me kāu hoa (7 letters = bingo!), A ua loaʻa iāʻoe nā heluʻai. A ināʻoe e pāʻani i kahi pāʻani kāne aloha, e helu nā huaʻili.
06 o 09
Ka nui o kahi pāʻani ma mua o ka hoʻonāukiukiʻana i ka hiʻona, Monogamy (kapa inoaʻia mai A Hot Affair) mai me nā 400 mau moʻolelo hou a me nā leʻaleʻa e pili ana i 65 Cards Kiʻi, 65 Kāleka Palekana, 65 Kāleka Pākuhi, a me 50 Palapala Kālā. No nā mākua i hui lōʻihi no ka manawa a hoʻokipa paha i kahi hoʻonāukiuki, hiki iā ia ke hōʻohoʻi iā lākou ma kā lākou kēmu sexy.
07 o 09
Peheaʻoe eʻike maoli ai i kāu hoa? I kekahi manawa, he paʻakikī ke kahe i kēlā mau kiko'ī kiko'ī i mua o ke alo. Inā makemakeʻoe eʻike hou e pili ana i kāu mea i aloha ai, e ho'āʻo e hoʻohana i kēia mea e pry wehe i kekahi moʻolelo.08 o 09
ʻAʻole hiki ke maʻalahi ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka pili me ka hoa. E'ōlelo i ka aloha Make Love, "he pāʻani aloha no ka hāʻawiʻana a me ka loaʻaʻana," ke maʻalahi a maʻalahi hoʻi ka leʻaleʻa. Inā paha eʻakaʻaka a aloha pahaʻoeʻelua, hiki i kēia kēmu makua ke hoʻokokoke aku iāʻoe.
09 o 09
Eʻoluʻolu e kamaʻilio i ka lepo ma kahi moe, akā, noʻonoʻo iki i ka hopena ... a iʻole hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻohana i kahiʻano hoʻoikaika? E kiʻi i ka loquacious me ka Poetic Poetic Magnetic Poet. ʻO nā hua'ōlelo paleʻole (200 mau helu) noʻoe e hoʻopaʻa lōkahi e hoʻohui i nā hua'ōlelo e alakaʻi i ka hana!