Nā'ōlelo leʻaleʻa pili e pili ana i ke aloha no nā wāhine e like me Laugh

Nā hua'ōlelo ma ka pāʻani, ka māmā o ke aloha

Ke aloha nei anei ke aloha iāʻoe? No ka honi momona momona, e waiho i kēia mau hua'ōlelo, e pili ana i nā kāne a pau ma ke aloha, i loko o ke kamaʻilioʻana a iʻole kahi leka aloha.

Loaʻa nā'ōlelo a nā wāhine

"ʻAʻole ia he mea e hana ai i loko o ka lumi moe e like me ka lōʻihiʻole e hana aiʻoe ma ke alanui ā e hoʻoweliweli i nā lio." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

"Mai hiamoe waleʻoe - e kū a kaua." ʻO Phyllis Diller

"Mahaloʻoe i ke kumukūʻai o ka nānāʻana i kēia mea liʻiliʻi." - Dolly Parton

"ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke aloha i kekahi me ka meaʻole mākou eʻakaʻaka." - Alice Reppler

"Makemake au e mare. He mea nui ka loaʻaʻana o kekahi kanaka kūikawā āu e makemake ai e hōʻeha i kou mau makahiki." - Rita Rudner

"He mau hoaaloha nā kānaka
ʻO kāuʻike maʻalahi
Akā, ua mare nā kānaka
ʻO ka poʻe loea. "
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Ua like ke aloha me ka wikiwiki i ka lima, e hāmama nā manamana lima a paʻa, e hopu a paʻa, aʻauheʻe." - Dorothy Parker

"He nui ke aloha ma hope o ka make,ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke noʻonoʻo." - Lily Tomlin

"ʻO ka wahine mare ma kāna wahineʻainaʻeluaʻaʻole ia e uhi i ka pale." Ke makemake neiʻo ia eʻike i kāna mea e loaʻa nei. " - Helen Rowland

"Mai'ōlelo hōʻino wale iaʻu, e Pele, e hele kāua e hele i ka ua." - Billie Holiday

"Auē,ʻo ke ola he naniʻo ia o ka mele,
He medley o extemporanea;
Aʻo ke aloha, he mea ia e hikiʻole ke hana hewa;
ʻO wau neiʻo Marie no Roumania. "
- Dorothy Parker

"He male maikaʻi ka maleʻana - akāʻaʻole wau i mākaukau no kahi keʻena." - Mae West

"Aia koʻu puʻuwai i kahi'ākau,ʻike au," cuz hūnā wau ia i laila. " - Carrie Fisher

"Mai mare i ke kāne e hoʻoponopono iā ia,ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻomaikaʻiʻia ai nā kula." - Mae West

Mens 'Quotes Worth Reading

"Ke ola nei ka naʻau māmā." - William Shakespeare

"ʻO ke aloha wale nō ka mea wale nō e noho ai i kahiʻano o ka anesthesia." - HL

Mencken

"ʻO ka aloha ke mana o ka hōʻoiaʻiʻoʻana i kāu hana maʻamau me ke kānalua hohonu loa." - Mirabeau

"Aloha wau i nā mele aloha. ' Ke manaʻo nei auʻo kekahi o nā kumu o ke ola kinoʻino i loko oʻAmelika Huipūʻia, ua hānaiʻia nā poʻe ma luna o nā "aloha aloha." - Frank Zappa

"Makemake wau eʻike i keʻano o ke kanaka, he meaʻikeʻoleʻia mai kahi gorilla,ʻo kekahi wahine maikaʻi a maikaʻiʻole paha i hiki ke hana i ke kāne i waho." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

"He pono paha ka wahine: e'ōlelo kāna kāne ua hanaʻo ia." - Edgar Watson Howe

"ʻO wau me kaʻu wahine ke kokoke i nā lā o ka pule," wahi a Milton Berle. "ʻAe, kokoke i ka Lune, kokoke i ka Poalua, kokoke i Pōʻakolu."

"Inā e honiʻoe i kahi luna politika, e hoʻomanaʻo i kēia:'Āhi wale nōʻoe e honi iā ​​ia, ke honi neiʻoe i nā'ōkāleʻa āna i honi ai i nā makahikiʻewalu i hala." - Jay Leno

"ʻO ke aloha,ʻo kaʻeha,ʻo ka palekana i ke aloha,ʻaʻole aloha kekahi, akā,ʻaʻohe mea alohaʻole, no ka mea,ʻo ke aloha,ʻo ka pilikia,ʻaʻoleʻo ke aloha ka pōʻino. ʻO ka hauʻoli,ʻo ia ka pōʻino, akā,ʻo ka pilikia ka mea e pōʻinoʻole ai, no laila, i mea e pōʻino ai ke aloha, aiʻole e aloha paha i ka pōʻino, aiʻole i ka loaʻaʻole o ka hauʻoli nui. - Woody Allen, Aloha a me Make

"Eʻakaʻaka pinepine a aloha nui ... e mahalo i ka nani, eʻike i ka maikaʻi i loko o nā mea'ē aʻe, i ka hāʻawiʻana i ke kanaka ...ʻo ia ka mea e holomua." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mai Moonstruck na John Patrick Shanley:
I.
Rose: Ke aloha neiʻoe iā ia, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: maikaʻi. Ke alohaʻoe iā lākou e hoʻonele lākou iāʻoe no ka mea uaʻike lākou hiki iā lākou.

II.
Rose: Ke aloha neiʻoe iā ia, Loretta?
ʻO Loretta Castorini:ʻO,ʻo, aloha au iā ia.
Rose: E ke Akua, heʻino loa ia.

"He aha ka wahine wahine i hoʻowahāwahā i ke gula?" -ʻO Thomas Gray

"E aho paha wau e hopohopo a aloha paha?" Ua makemake wau i nā kānaka e makaʻu i ko lākou aloha nui iaʻu. " - Ke Office

"He wahine 47 i mare i 27 mau makahiki a heʻeono kāna keiki eʻike nei i ke aloha maoli a ua hōʻike muaʻia wau penei: 'ʻO ke aloha ka mea āu i hele ai me kekahi.'" - James Thurber

"ʻO ke kino, i'ōlelo aiʻo ia, pili ia i ka ikaika o ka'umekaumaha.

Akā, ke alakaʻi nei kaʻuhane i ka noʻonoʻo, maʻemaʻe. "- Saul Bellow

"He hale hauʻoli kahi e hāʻawi ai kēlā me kēia hoa i ka hiki i ka mea'ē aʻe ke kūpono,ʻaʻole naʻeʻo ia e manaʻoʻiʻo." - Don Fraser

"He mau wahine like me aʻu no ka mea, ke hoʻohenehene nei au iā lākou, a he aha ka momona, koe wale nō kaʻakaʻaka o ka pūhaka?" ʻO Mickey Rooney

"ʻO ka lā i hoʻonele loaʻia,ʻo ia ka mea a mākou iʻakaʻakaʻole ai." - Nicolas Chamfort

"ʻAʻole wau he kanaka akamai ... akāʻike au i ke aloha ." - Hoʻokiʻekiʻe i kaʻike

"ʻAʻoleʻoe eʻike i ke aloha ināʻo ia i kiola iāʻoe i loko o nā pā." - Ke kokoʻoiaʻiʻo

Nā mea leʻaleʻa inoa inoaʻole

"I kou manawa i aloha ai i kekahi, ponoʻoe e hana i kekahi mea ma ka honua nei no lākou ... keʻole aloha iā lākou."

"He like ke aloha me ke kaua:'Alahi e hoʻomaka a paʻakikī."

"ʻEkolu mea i hikiʻole ke hūnāʻia: ka hōʻeha, ka pōʻino, a me ke aloha." -'Ōlelo'ōleloʻo Yididiana

"Ua like wau me ke kāneʻewalu o Zsa Zsa Gabor i ka pōʻo kāna mareʻana:ʻike wau i ka mea e pono ai au e hana ... pono wau e noʻonoʻo i kahi ala e hoʻohauʻoli ai." - he nui nā makana

"ʻAʻole i mareʻia kekahi kāne a hiki i ka hoʻomaopopoʻana i nā'ōlelo a pau a kāna wahine i'ōleloʻole ai." -ʻikeʻole

"ʻO kahiʻelemakule e mare ana i ka wahine'ōpiopio, uaʻoi aʻeʻo ia i ka'ōpiopio - akā ua uluʻo ia." - ka poʻe'ōlelo

"ʻAʻole ia he mea maʻamau no nā mea launa'ē aʻe e mare, akā he pono i ka poʻe kāne keʻike kekahi i kekahi i ka hemoʻana."

"Inā ua makapō ka maka, no ke aha lā e mahalo nui ai ka lingerie?" -ʻikeʻole

"ʻEkolu mauʻano o nā kāne i hoʻomaopopoʻole i nā wāhine:ʻO ka'ōpio, kaʻelemakule, a me ka waena." - Anonymous (a me ke kumu maikaʻi)