ʻAʻole Kaʻo, Man. E hoʻoholo i ka hōʻailona o Simpsons.

ʻO keʻano o ke kuhikuhiʻana o Universal

Me kona mau wikiwiki wikiwiki, kaʻimiʻana no ka hanaʻino, a me ka hoʻouluʻana i ka papa,ʻo Sim Simonsons kahi kūpono maikaʻi ma nā pāʻaniʻo Uni Studios. . Hiki i nā Simpsons Ride ke kono pū me Bern, Homer, a me ke koena o kaʻohana hula i kaʻikeʻana iā Krustyland, he kahua papahana i kūkuluʻia ma ka cheap e Krusty the Clown.

ʻOiai, pōʻino ka hopena.

A, no ka meaʻo kēia ka Simpsons, e pili ana ka hilarity.

E hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻopili i nā Simpsons Ride?

Ma ke 'ano simulator noi, hoʻohui nā Simpsons Ride i ka hana a kona mau' eleleʻewalu mau kaʻa me nā kiʻi hihiu hihiu. ʻOiaiʻo nā hiʻohiʻona e komo pū ana me ka piʻiʻole mai nā kihi o ka ihu a me ka hoʻohuʻiʻana i waena o nā mokulele,ʻaʻole hiki i nā kaʻa ke hoʻoneʻe i kahi mau'īniha ma kekahiʻaoʻao.

Inā hiki iāʻoe ke mālama i nā Star Tours ma nā papaʻaina Disney, hiki iāʻoe ke mālama i nā Simpsons. Inā makemakeʻoe eʻike i keʻano o ka manaʻo o ka'ōpalipili motion me ka hoʻonanea houʻana, e ho'āʻo i ka holomuaʻana o World's Despicable me Minion Mayhem .

Paʻi Rip-Pa

Hoʻopiliʻia ka mea hoʻokipa i loko o kahi hale Krustyland, a me nā mālamalama hoʻolālā pāʻani, ka uhiʻana i nā maka, a me ke poʻo nui o Krusty the Clown. E komo i ka holo ma ka heleʻana ma ka'ōlelo "ulaula" a Krusty a ma kona waha.

ʻO ka hōʻailona Simpsons humour i nā wahi a pau. ʻO ka mua o kahi hoʻokipaʻia i hanaʻia e like me kahi pāʻani ma waena o nā pāʻani carnival e like me ke Ring Toss.

"NĀ PONO MANAʻO, NĀ KĀNĀ HUI KĀNĀNA-KOMOʻO!" hea aku i kahi hōʻailona ma luna o ka hale hoʻokipa. Ma mua o ke kuhi (a me nā laina no ka Simpsons Ride hiki ke lōʻihi lōʻihi), aia kekahi mau kiʻi wikiō nui e pāʻani ana i kahi 30 minute mīkini e komo ana i nā kiʻi hou Krustyland i hoʻokumuʻia me nā puke mai kahi papa-centric Simpsons e hōʻike i ka kiʻi.

I ka wā e hele ai nā malihini ma o ka mahele līpī, nui ka nui o nā pehu. Eia kekahi laʻana, hoʻokahi hōʻike e hōʻike ana i nā piʻi mai'ō a puni ka honua e hīmeni ana,ʻo ka la Disney's "He Small World," he mea hōʻoluʻolu no "A Duff noʻoe, A Duff for me ..." mai ka hua'ōlelo "Selma's Choice". ʻO Disney, SeaWorld, a me nā papa hoʻolālā'ē aʻe e hoʻolālāʻia i loko o ka pae holoʻokoʻa a me ka holo. E pale ka Pirates o ka Caribbean i kā lākou mau lāʻau inā lākou i loaʻa nā hōʻailona no Kāpena Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.

ʻO ia ka Thrilltacular

Ma nā papaʻelua o ka honua, ua hōʻikeʻia nā Simpsons Ride ma nā hale likeʻole i hoʻohanaʻia no ka hale i nā hanana Back to Future. E like me ka holoʻana o ka mīkini holokili lele honua, hiki i nā malihini ke hele i waena o nā alahele labyrinthine a hiki i kahi o nā kūlana he nui ma kēlāʻaoʻao kēiaʻaoʻao o ka hale. Ma mua o ka holoʻana, ua mālamaʻia lākou ma kahi hōʻike mua i piha i nā hōʻike hoʻohenehene a kaʻakaʻaka-nui-nui aʻo Willy.

Hoʻokumu 'ia kekahi wikiō hila ma ke kohoʻana i nā manuhiri e hui pū me kaʻohana Simpsons no ka holo mua ma Krusty's Thrilltacular, Upsy-Downsy, Teen-Operated Roller Coaster. Eia naʻe, ua hōʻikeʻia ka mea hoʻopaʻiʻo Sideshow Bob (ka leo o Kelsey Grammer) i ka uhiʻana i nā malu e hoʻopunipuni i ka papa hou.

ʻO nā hui oʻewalu mau ohua i paniʻia i nā lumi o kēlā me kēia mehameha e nānā ai lākou i kahi wikiō wikiwiki i mua o ka holoʻana e hōʻike ana iā Hechy and Scratchy. Ma mua o ka hoʻiʻana i nā mīkini manawa DeLorean i ka Lā Leʻaleʻa, hiki i nā poʻe malihini ke hoʻolālā i kahi kaʻa kaʻa nui. I ka hoʻomakaʻana o ka holo, ua piʻi nā kaʻa he 10 kapuaʻi a hui pū me kekahi phalanx o nā kaʻa'ē aʻe i mua o kahi uhi, 80 mau kapuaʻiʻo Omnimax i hoʻomalu i ka pale.

ʻAʻohe like Back to the Future's films filmed, i hoʻohana i nā papa kaulike a me nā hana hoʻokipaʻo Hollywood kahiko no ka hanaʻana i kahi mau hoʻolālā manawa,ʻo Simpsons Ride e hoʻohana i nā kiʻi i hanaʻia e ka computer.

Loaʻa kēia i nā mea a me nā minuses. Ma kaʻaoʻao maikaʻi, ua nānā nā hiʻohiʻona i ka maikaʻi. (Inā ua hoʻohālikelikeʻia i ka'ōlani ultra crisp, bright and high-definition of new attractions such as Despicable me Minion Mayhem, ke nānā aku nei ke kiʻi i kahiʻano pōkole a me ka pōʻeleʻele.)ʻO ka manaʻo o ka hoʻokele hoʻoili, e like me nā neʻeʻana o nā kaʻa me ka hana ma ka pale, ka mana loa. ʻO ka'ōkuhi mua i kahi hāla hāla loli, e like paha, ua maikaʻi loa.

CG He aha?

Akā, aia kekahi mea e hoʻohaunaha nei no kaʻikeʻana i kā mākou mau palsua lua pālua i hāʻawiʻia ma CGI. ʻO ka wikiinoʻinoʻo ia kahi o ka hana Simpsons. Ke kani neiʻo ia e like me ka Simpsons (ʻo ka leo o ka hoʻohui i hāʻawiʻia i nā leo a pau), akā,ʻaʻole i like keʻano o ka Simpsons a iʻole he mau kaona maʻamau. Hoʻopau ka mea i kahi o ka holo.

Eia nō naʻe, ma nāʻano Simpsons maoli, aia kekahi mau leka uilaʻano'āhiu. I ka nānāʻana i kahi pōʻino e hoʻokokoke ana, e like me keʻano, hōʻoiaʻo Homer i konaʻohana "ʻaʻole e hoʻokaumaha nā kahua pāʻani iāʻoe i ka manawa e waiho ana kahi dime i waihoʻia i loko o kāuʻeke." Ma waho o ka mismehie CGI, aia ke Simpsons Ride me ke haku mele Matt Groening (heluhelu: hoʻopunipuni) i keʻano o Simpsons.

ʻO nā poʻe o ka hōʻike-a aia nā'eiona o lākou - e makemake e holo pū me lākou. Aʻo ka poʻe'ē aʻe e mahalo i ka leʻaleʻa. Ma ka hopena, hiki i nā mea a pau keʻae aku eʻoi aku kaʻoluʻolu o ka mea hoʻonani ma mua o kā Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.