He kāne hoʻokahi,ʻelima wahine ma Las Vegas
E pono wau e hana pono meʻoe ma waho o ka pāpā,ʻO ka g-string nui i kou mau helehelenaʻaʻohe luhi. ʻOiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole. No ke aha i'ōlelo ai au i kēia?
I ka wā a kaʻu wahine i uku ai i kēia mea hoʻokele, laweʻo Adonis i ke keiki kao e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka hulala hula ma keʻano o kaʻu ho'āʻo e hoʻoponopono i nā pila a haʻi i nā wāhine no ka hoʻokipaʻana ma Las Vegas. Uaʻaneʻane e liʻiliʻi kēia kanaka i kāna mau mea i kona hula.
Ua hele aku kēia mau mea a pau me ka pīhoihoi a kaʻu wahine i hana ai e pili ana i nāʻaoʻao bachelorette kekahi mea nui ma Las Vegas. ʻO ka mea nui, manaʻoʻo ia ua nui nā wāhine i hauʻoli i ka pō i hala aku i nā kāne i kēia mau lā. ʻO kāna'ōlelo pono'ī,ʻo ia, "Uaʻaʻahu nā wāhine i ke kapa pume i loko o ka hapanui o nā hale i kēia mau lā a ua hoʻokuʻuʻia lākou a hiki i kahi eʻimi ai i nā hoʻokipa mākua. ʻAe, makemake maoli lākou e haʻalele i nā keiki a me nā kāne ma ka home no ka pō aloha o kekahi kaikamahine. "
Uaʻae wau e makemake nā wāhine e hauʻoli , akā,ʻo ka manaʻo ma muli o koʻu nohoʻana i ka hale i kēlā me kēia lā,ʻaʻole wau e komo i ke kapa pume, maikaʻi,ʻaʻole wau e noʻonoʻo. Ua koiʻo ia ua hiki iā ia keʻike i nā wāhine hou aku i nā māhele bachelorette ma Las Vegas ma mua o nā kāne, a he pono iaʻu e hoʻohuli iki aku ma kahi hoʻokipa no nā wāhine.
No ka hanaʻana i kēia haʻawina lōʻihi lōʻihi a pōkole, ua ponoʻo ia. Ua hoʻokuʻuʻia wau e nā kāne kāne ma muli o kona hikiʻana iā ia ke loaʻa i nā wāhine heʻumikumamālima i ka hoʻolālā hanohano, hiki iaʻu ke koho i nā keikiʻeono.
Ua lawe nā wahine i Las Vegas no laila uaʻae wau e nānā iki i nā wāhine a me ko lākou mau pono a makemake au eʻae aku i kekahi pō ma ke kūlanakauhale me kaʻu wahine a me kekahi mau hoa pili.
No laila ua hoʻomaka ka pō iaʻu e noho ma kahi hōʻike me nā kāne oʻAtalia a me ka "Thunder mai Downunder", ma Excalibur.
He hapa'āina kēia e like me kaʻu i wehewehe aku ai ua noho wau me kahi limahana mai ka Hale Lākiniʻo Olivema i loaʻa iā'Abelani. Ua wehewehe au ma keʻano he mahele o kaʻu mau noiʻi he mea pono iaʻu e komo i nā kūkākūkāʻana me nā wāhine o nā kolepa a nā luna. I ka manawa i noʻonoʻo aiʻo ia, akā,ʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole wau iʻike i ka pono e lohe i ka leo o kekahi kanaka pupuhi i loko o kuʻu pepeiao, "He wahi puʻupuʻuʻoe."
Ua alohaʻo ia e like me kona mau hoaaloha.
He pōmaikaʻi no wauʻaʻoleʻo ia i kono i kekahi e hele i kā mākou papaʻaina, akā hiki iaʻu keʻike i ke kumu o ka nani o Australian ma ka Hale Lāʻauʻo Olumepika i haʻalele i kona homeland, no laila, ua loaʻa loa i kēia mau mea i kahi mea maikaʻi loa no koʻu leʻaleʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo,ʻo wai ka mea nāna e hume i ka umauma?
I ka pauʻana o kēlā hōʻike, ua loaʻa iki kahi manawa e kamaʻilio ai i ka hopena o ke ahiahi aʻo ka wikiwiki o mākou e hele i kā mākou hōʻike aʻe, "Men: the Show". I ka hoʻomaka, manaʻo wau ua hele mākou i kahi version of Comedy Centrals "The Man Show", akāʻaʻole naʻe kokoke kahi. ʻAʻole hoʻokahi kaikamahine ma nā trampoline ma ia wahi. Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei auʻaʻole i loaʻa kahi pia. Mai ka mea i haʻiʻia mai iaʻu, ua maikaʻi ka Apple martinis. Ua ho'āʻo wau eʻauʻau i koʻu mauʻona lama i hāʻawiʻia e kuʻu hoaalohaʻo Johnny Walker.
E kuhikuhi wau i nā wāhine ma ka ho'ākākaʻana he mau meaʻono keu loa. Loaʻa i nā wāhine nā pale a me keʻano o ke kiʻi maikaʻi. E nā kāne, pono,ʻaʻole mākou e hōʻikeʻia a hōʻikeʻia. ʻAʻole kūpono ke kāne kāne; ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake wau e hoʻohuli i nā kukui i ka wā eʻau ai au. E nā kuki, he pono kā mākou e hāʻawi aku i ka naʻau a me ka manaʻo.
Manaʻo wau he nui nā wāhine eʻae like me ia.
I ko mākou haʻaleleʻana i ka hōʻike ma Rivira ua ho'āʻo nā kaikamāhine eʻike iā mākou i nā hula hula "Chippendales" i Rio akā ua paʻa mua kā lākou hōʻike.
He mea hilahila paha, a pēlā hoʻi kaʻu i manaʻo ai.
E hoʻomaopopo au, inā haʻaleleʻoe i kahi piha i piha i nā wāhine e nānāʻana i nā kāne hilahilaʻole aʻikeʻoe iāʻoe iho ma ke kua o kahi limousine limā me nā wahine heʻelima o nā mea eʻoluʻolu loa. ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi aʻaʻohe mea'ē aʻe, akā, ua makaukau nā kaikamāhine e hoʻi i ka home a hauʻoli nā kāne a lākou. Ua hoʻomaka wau e noʻonoʻo i koʻu pono. I ka manawa i kū ai ka Limo, uaʻike au ua lawa nā kaikamahine a ua lawe lākou iaʻu i ka "Gardens Olympic" ma keʻano he mōhai hoʻomalu.
Eʻae wau i ka manawa nui e hoʻolimalima ai i ka'ōhinu a me ka whiskey i kēia pō, akāʻo ka mea hikiʻole iaʻu ke hoʻomaopopo, pehea wau i poina ai i ka papaheleʻelua o kēia pahu mele a ke kāne punahele e hāʻawi aku nei i nā puke kāne a pau.
No laila ua hoʻopau wau i kahi kaula dālā, kali, spandex, keʻokeʻo kālā, e hoʻopau aku i kona lima e paʻa ai i kuʻu papalina e like me ka chinchilla e nānā ana i ka pila. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hōʻoluʻolu.
ʻO nā wāhine, uaʻoluʻolu lākou e nānā mai iaʻu i ka maloʻo, akā ua hoʻomaopopo hope lākouʻaʻole lākou i makemake i nā hula hula ma luna o lākou a pau i ka manawa maikaʻi.
Ua hele mai kaʻu wahine ma ke ahiahi i ka heleʻana mai o kekahi o nā mea hula kāne e hele mai a noho i luna o kuʻu'ūhā a ho'āʻo i ka leo maikaʻi loa o'Aserāia "" Goodday, mate? "He'ōleloʻino loa ia, a uaʻaʻahu maikaʻi loa kona kino no kaʻu khakis.
No laila, ināʻikeʻoe iāʻoe iho e hele wāwae ana i kahi casino aʻikeʻoe i kahi hui wahine e hāpai ana i ka hāʻuleʻana o kekahi kaikuahine i nā hui o ka pilina hemolele, e hoʻomaopopo i nā wāhine i kēia mau lā e komo i ke kapa pume, a pono lākou e puka i waho a loaʻa iki. o ka leʻaleʻa, e like me ka lōʻihi o kā lākou hanaʻoleʻana iāʻoe i ka liʻiliʻi, ke kālā, ka lole hulu i ka pō aʻe.