ʻO nā mea hana a me nā mea hoʻokele,ʻo Harry Potter a me nā noʻonoʻo ma hope o ka puke nui loa o ka honua, he mau mea kaulana a kaulana kaulana i hānauʻia i ka makahiki o ka moʻo. Loaʻa iā Snakes kahi pāpāluaʻino. Ma ka manawa pinepineʻole i ka maopopoʻole,ʻo kā lākou hoʻolālāʻana, he makemake maoli i ka pilikino,ʻo ko lākou maʻalea i ka hilinaʻi i ko lākou mau pono pono'ī a me ka maopopo o kā lākou makemake. Mālie, mālie a manaʻoʻia, he mau keakea wale nā moʻo.
Eʻike i nā hōkū i hoʻonohonohoʻia no ka makahiki hoʻohenehene o ka hoʻokūkīʻana iā lākou iho ma ka haʻiʻana i ka makahiki o ka nahe?
ʻAʻole ka moʻo? Eʻike i ka hopena o nā malama heʻumikumamālua e hiki mai ana iāʻoe i loko o kā mākou mau hua'ōlelo hou makahiki hou .
Nā alakaʻi a me nā alakaʻi
Me kaʻoluʻoluʻole, ua mālie nā snake ma lalo o ka pilikia a makemakeʻia no ko lākou hiki ke hana i kaʻoihana me kaʻeliʻole. Hiki i nā poʻe ke'ōlelo aku i kahiʻoi aku o keʻano paʻakikī ma mua o ka snive kaulanaʻo JFK, ka mea i hikiʻole ke hoʻouka i ka wā i loaʻa i ka Soviets ka hopenaʻoihana o kekahi armada nukili e kuhikuhi ana iā ia i ka manawa o Crisan Missile Crisis. ʻO kekahi mea'ē aʻe e like me keʻano nahenaheʻo Elizabeth ka 1st nāna i nānā i ka Pope, ka Spanish Armada a me kaʻahahui i manaʻo he maikaʻi nā wāhine a pau ma ke kīʻaha e lilo i hoʻokahi o nā mō'ī i hoʻomanaʻo nuiʻia eʻEnelani.
Akā naʻe,ʻaʻole i lilo i nā nahesa a pau ka papa maikaʻi loa o ko lākouʻano. He kūlana maikaʻiʻo Dick Cheney no nā hana wāwae kūʻokoʻa i ka wā e hōʻeuʻeu ana i kona mau pono a pale i kāna mau wāwae ināʻaʻole e holo nā mea.
Hiki i nā moʻo ke hoʻomalu i kekahi ma hope? ʻAe, hoʻohanaʻo Dick i kahi pū kī.
Nā mea hana a me nā wāhine
ʻOiaiʻaʻole i waho o ka naʻau, hiki i nā moʻo keʻakeʻa i ka huhū i ka wā e puka mai ai ka huhū a pau o lākou i loko. ʻO ka mua o ka makahiki,ʻo ka makahiki o ka Snake Man o ka Makahiki,ʻo Mr. Charlie Sheen, ka mea e lele ana i kahi wela wela i kekahi.
E pōʻino ana nā pōpilikia i ka manawa pōkole a makemake i nā pilikia hou e noho i ka makemake e hiki ke ho'ākāka i ke kumu e makemake aiʻo Daniel Radcliffe e haʻalele iā ia mai ka pūʻali keikikāne Harry Potter a me ke kumu i hoʻokumu aiʻo Marlon Brando i nā lima kiʻi a pau mai ke kāpena mai iā Superman II.
Hoʻopiʻi pinepineʻia ka hewa no ka paʻakikī akā ua hoʻomaikaʻiʻia no ka ikaika i loko e kū i luna i nā mea a lākou i manaʻoʻiʻo ai a me nā mea'ē aʻe, i nā hiʻohiʻona i hoʻonohonoho ponoʻia e Sarah Jessica Parker ma ka Sex a me ke kūlanakauhale a me Liv Tylerʻo Arwen i loko o ka Haku o ke Rings .
Nā mele, nā mea pena, a me nā mea kākau
ʻOiai ua kaulana nā snake no ko lākou leʻaleʻa loa i nāʻoihana a me ko lākou mahalo i nā mea maikaʻi loa o ka moʻomeheu iʻikeʻole i ka paʻaʻana o Ronan Keating i ka heleʻana i kā mākou papa inoa me ka hoʻonāukiuki nuiʻiaʻo ia i ka hoʻokaniʻo Bob Dylan.
ʻO James Joyce lāuaʻo Pablo Picasso e kuhikuhi ana i nā manaʻo maikaʻi loa ma waena o nā nalu,ʻoiaiʻaʻole he hōʻoleʻana i ka hakakā me ka hakakā o ka mea hoʻokahi i kā lākou mau hana, me ka hōʻoiaʻole i ka hoʻokaʻawaleʻana o ka hui me ka mea kākau moʻolelo Virginia Wolf.
He mea hōʻole ia no kāua e haʻiʻole aku i keʻano o ke keuʻoi loa o nā mea a pau; Hulk Hogan. ʻO ka Hulkster e hoʻokomo ana i nāʻano maikaʻi ma mua aʻe o ka ikaikaʻole i loko o ka ikaika e hiki ai iā ia ke 'hulk up' a pakele i keʻano kūpono loa.
Ināʻaʻoleʻoe i maopopo i keʻano o ka holoholona i ka horoscope Hina e hōʻike iāʻoe, e like me kāu makahiki hānau ma ko mākou alakaʻi i nā hōʻailona Zodiac New Year . Uaʻikeʻoe? E nānā i ka makahiki o ka makahiki Snake Chinese New Year horoscopes kahi e hōʻike ai i ka makemake o nā mahina he 12 e hiki mai ana.