Seattle Seattle: Nā Wahi a me nā Wahi Hou o Seattle

ʻO ka Troll, Bob's Java Jive, Archie McPhee a me kaʻoi aku ka maikaʻi!

ʻOiaiʻo Portland i ke kūkulu hema he kaulana no keʻano pilikino,ʻo Seattle he kuleana kūʻokoʻa nō ia no ka haʻaheo o. Ma waho aʻe o nāʻokoʻa likeʻole a me kekahi manawa, he nui nā mea maikaʻi a Seattle e hoʻopiha ai i ka lā awakea a iʻole e hōʻoia i ka poʻe o waho. He kūʻai'ē aku kahi meaʻai Band-Aids? E nānā. He hui nui ma lalo o kahi alahaka? ʻElua helu. Ke kuʻi nei nā'ōpiopio i ka pōʻai ma ke kahawaiʻo Seattle? ʻaʻole pilikia! E heluhelu ma kaʻikeʻana i nā meaʻokoʻa a me nā meaʻoluʻolu loa eʻike aiʻoe ma ka mahele o Seattle-Tacoma, a haʻalele i ka papa maʻamau o nā holo run-of-the-mill.