01 o 08
ʻO Trump Pizza No nā "Tiny Fingers" a me nā kāpena'okena i loaʻa me nā'āpana o Bologna
Aia kekahi pūnaewele memele, nā wikiō, nā mele, a me nā mea'ē aʻe e pili ana i ka 2016 Republican koho, Donald J. Trump. Inā makemakeʻoe e waiho i kou waha ma hea kahi kālā. . . a laila, hele i kēia mau haleʻaina maikaʻi i hoʻopuka i kā lākou mau hana ma Trump. Ke kūʻai aku nei lākou i nā mea a pau mai ka Pump Pizza i nā puʻu sandal a Trump tacos. A inā makemakeʻoe e hana i kāuʻai pono'ī i ka home, hiki i nā meaʻoki ke kuki a me ka pop pop pop!
02 o 08
Trump Pizza No "Ke Kali Nei Au"
ʻO Vinnie's Pizza ma Portland, Oregon, ke hāʻawi nei i ka "Donald Drumpf Combo" (e pili ana i ka hua'ōlelo John Oliver e pili ana i Trump) a me ka pizza "Wall", he pizza hui pū ia i loko oʻekolu mau lelani o ke kohoʻana a ka mea kūʻai a me ka pīkekeʻekolu. ʻAʻole kani kēlā Trump-like a hiki i ka haleʻaina i loko o ka wehewehe e wehewehe ana i ke kumu i "hana hou aiʻo Pizza Pizza ma waena o ka" Donald Drumpf Combo. "
ʻO kahi pānaʻi hoʻolaha e heluhelu ana, "He pā ia o ka pizza, ke uhi a me ka overblown. Eʻoki i nā paʻi i hiki i nā manamana lima liʻiliʻi ke mālama i nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole no ka poʻeʻenemi a me nāʻenemi. " Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au i ka pizzas a me ka pizzas aloha iaʻu, hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻohana i ke kālā, kāleka kāleka, aiʻole e hoʻouna i ka bila i Mekikoka, e uku lākou no ia mea.
Inā maikaʻi ka haleʻai, pono lākou e mālama i ka pizza me ka'onihi, no ka mea,ʻike nā mea a pauʻaʻole makemakeʻo Trump i kaʻai me kona mau lima!
ʻO kaʻaoʻao Facebook o Vinnie's Pizza
03 o 08
ʻO Cheesy Trump Pizza
ʻO Joe's World Pūnaewele Pizzeria ma Athens, Alabama, ua hanaʻo ia i kahi pizza pālua. Ua hanaʻo Joe Carlucci me ke kiʻi kiʻi kiʻekiʻe Morgan Griess e hoʻoholo i ka pizza. Hoʻopiʻiʻo Gries i ke alo o ke kīpē i ka līkī aʻo Carlucci eʻoki i ka lihi, kau i ka pizza, aʻokiʻia. Ua laweʻia iʻelua hola 2/2 e hoʻopau ai i ka pizza.
"Ua laweʻo Trump mai kahi'ē aʻe mai nā mea a pau loa ... no laila paha e lawe kekahi i ka mea mai loko mai o ka pizza," i'ōleloʻia aiʻo Carlucci. "A iʻole paha, hiki iā mākou ke hoʻolilo aku iā Mr. Trump a pizza a moku iā ia!"
"Ke hoʻolako neiʻo Donald" no ka pākuʻi mua no $ 59 no nā pai a me kahi hapa o ka loaʻaʻana o nā waiwai kūʻai hele i Gries.
ʻO Joe's World Pūnaewele Pizzeria
04 o 08
Ua pihaʻo Sandwich i Bologna
ʻAʻole makemakeʻo Jeffrey Gildenhorn i kaʻona oʻAmelikaʻAi Moku Trump nui a ua hanaʻo ia i mea e hōʻailona ai i ke kālai'āina i nā mea hana. ʻO ka pakuhi ma waho o kāna haleʻaina, ua komo pū nā'ōlelo hoʻomana e like me "No ka Trump Steal Christmas" a "Humpty Trumpty Loa Loa i ka Pōkino."
Akā, ua hanaʻo ia i ka'ōwili nui loa me kāna Trump Sandwich, aʻo ia i kūkala me ke kiʻekiʻe, "ua piha i ka bologna." I loko oʻehā mau lā, heleʻo ia ma waena o 20 mau paona bologna aʻo ka haleʻaina i lawe muaʻoleʻia i bologna, haʻiʻiaʻo New York Post .
Hiki i loko o Chevy Chase, Maryland, Gildenhorn haleʻaina he hōʻailona o kaʻaina ahiahi i ka makahiki 1950, i hoʻopihaʻia me nā hōʻailona hōʻailona, nā papa i hoʻolālāʻia, a me nā pale polyester. He wahi kaulana ia no nā kama'āina e kūkākūkā ai i nāʻoihana politika me ka mea e kahahaʻole ai ua kūʻai maikaʻiʻia ke kani o ka puʻu koko maʻaneʻi.
Paena pūnaewele 'AmelikaʻAmelika
05 o 08
ʻO ke kani o ka'ōpū i piha i ka BS (pāʻani Bacon)
Ma Vermont, kahi kiʻekiʻe o ke kino o Bernie Sanders, ka home o ka Luna Nui Democratic. I ka wā i hoʻoholoʻia ai ke kani ma Vermont, ua hoʻokumuʻo Kountry Kart Deli i kahi kāpuni pipi kūikawā no ka hopena. ʻO ka'ōpiopio keʻokeʻo he keʻokeʻo keʻokeʻo "hoʻopihaʻia me ka bs" (kaʻiʻo bacon) a me ka bologna, me ka'atikaʻAmelika keʻokeʻo, letus, tomato, a me ka pua pua. Ua'ōlelo ka pō, aia ma laila "ʻaʻole he pua nani puaʻa maanei - ua kūkulu mākou i pā a puni."
Ua ukuʻia ke sanwiti i $ 20.16, hiki paha ke koho i ka makahiki koho, aʻoiai naʻeʻaʻole i kūʻaiʻia ka sūkinia, ua maikaʻi ka hopena. 'Ōlelo maiʻo Kountry Kart,ʻo Emily Brownsword, "Ua hele mai nā kānaka e kū a kiʻi e kiʻi i nā kiʻi, a e kamaʻilio pū i loko."
Ka pūnaewele pūnaewele Kountry Kart Deli
06 o 08
ʻO Taco Del Donald Trump
Ma Mekikoka, ua hanaʻo Humberto Erives i kahi Taco Del Donald Trump, he nui kona alelo, he wahi liʻiliʻi iki, a heʻano puaʻa pua puaʻa. Ua hele maiʻo Erives me ka manaʻo no ka taco ma muli o ka hopena o nā'ōlelo hoʻopiʻi e pili ana i nā Mexicans e hoʻokuʻu ana i nā mea wikiwiki a me nā mea hana hewa i ka United States. He nui nā'ōlelo a'Elives i'ōleloʻia e nā poʻe kālai'āina, aʻoiai he hapa nui o lākou he nui keʻano o ka'ōlelo a me ka liʻiliʻi nui,ʻo ka hōʻailona kūikawā i ka Trump taco kahi pua o ka puaʻa. Kūʻai ka taco no kahi $ 1.00 USD a ua hele i nā huakaʻi hele e ho'āʻo i kaʻai ma Erives 'Taqueria el Tio Beto.
ʻO Taqueria el Tio Beto
07 o 08
Hoʻopuka i nā Kuki
Ua kūʻai aku ka moku Cupcake ma New York City i nā Kuki Kuʻi lima,ʻo ia hoʻiʻo Donald Trump,ʻo Hillary Clinton, a me Bernie Sanders, no kēlā me kēia no $ 850 i ka wā o nā Primaries. Malia paha, e kūʻai aku ka hale kūʻai i kēia mau Kuki Kuhi i ka wā e hoʻolālāʻia ai ke kau koho. Ua'ōleloʻo Sarah Silverman, ua lele nā kuki mai nā papa a ua pono lākou e pani i ka hale kūʻai no ka hoʻonuiʻana aku. Ua hauʻoli nui kekahi mau keiki i ke kūʻaiʻana i ka pahu kukui, e'ōlelo anaʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke kali e "pume i kona ihu."
ʻO ka Cupcake Marketʻaʻoleʻo ia wale nō ka mea e hana i nā kuki koho. ʻO Kiedrowskiʻo Simply Delicious Bakery i Amherst, Ohio, ke hana nei i nā kuki i kēia manawa mai ka makahiki 2008. E kūʻaiʻia ana i nā lā 10 a 15 mau kukini kuki.
Inā lanakilaʻoe i kahi puʻupuʻu, e kūʻai aku anaʻo Zazzle i kahi hui nui o nā pihi Pihopi, me nā'ōlelo a me nā kiʻi likeʻole ma luna o lākou, e like me kekahi hulikulu i uhiʻia i nā kuki o Oreo Trump (ʻoiai ua loheʻo Trumplyʻaʻoleʻo ia eʻai iā Oreos mai ka hanaʻiaʻana o lākou. Mekiko .)
A iʻole, inā makemakeʻoe e hana i kāu mau kīpiʻi pūʻali koa, hiki iāʻoe ke kūʻai i kahi kāpena kuki Dump Trump no $ 10.99 i nā mea 4 Thinkers.
08 o 08
Hoʻopuka i nā Popake Cake
ʻAʻole hiki iāʻoe ke kūʻai i kēia mau mea, akā,ʻo Janine, ka mea nūpepa ma SugarKissed.net, ua hanaʻo ia i kahi popup popup poplo. Kākauʻo ia, "ʻO ka'ōmaʻomaʻo o kaʻili o konaʻili i keʻano loea o kona lauoho,ʻo nā mea a pau e pili ana iā Donald Trump e koi aku ai iā ia e mākaʻikaʻi e liloʻo ia i kumu kūpono loa no ka pop pop cake." Ua hanaʻia ka lauoho kalahala ma ka candy corn candy, a kauʻo ia i nā poʻo ma nā kāʻei kāpili kālā.