Like A Cow (Humor)

Ua hala aku ka hala o ka mokuʻo Arkansas. ʻO kēia ka mea a kou mau kūpuna i hana ai no kaʻoliʻoli (a iʻoleʻo ia ka mea a nā Northerners e manaʻo ai). Mai ho'āʻo i kēia ma ka home!

Pākeʻi:' Alahi

Ka manawa e pono ai: 60 mau minuke

Eia ke pehea:

1. E inu nui aʻona paha i hōʻeha. Hanaʻo Moonshine i kaʻike maikaʻi loa, akā,ʻaʻole lawa ka manaʻoʻole.
2. E lawe i nā hoaaloha. ʻAʻohe mea leʻaleʻa o Cow i ka huiʻole!

1. E huli i kahi hānai me nā bipi. Uaʻike nā kānaka a pau i nā mea a pau ma Arkansas nā bipi iʻole e paʻakikī.
2. Hele i ka pō iʻoleʻoe eʻike i nā pies kau i kou wā e komo ai. ʻO ia, e hiamoe nā bipi.
3. E huli i kahi bipi wahine i kaʻawale, a maopopo he hiamoe.
4. E hele i ka bipi e kū'ē i ka makani. Ināʻoe e holoholo ana i nā pipi pipi i ka pō a pau, e hoʻonāukiuki ka pipi iāʻoe no ka hopenaʻana iā ia a holoʻo ia mai ka pila.
5. E hele i ka hopena! I kahi e holo ai, e hele wāwae i ka pipi, e kau i nā lima ma luna o kekahi o kona mau poʻo, a paʻi me ke kīpī paʻakikī.
6. RUN mamao. E ala ka pipi a haʻi aku i kona mau hoaaloha e pili ana i kou pupuhi. E pīpī lākou. ʻAʻole paha e hauʻoli ka mea mahiʻai (ʻaʻoleʻoe e makemake i ka hiney piha i nā pana o kāu?).
7. E hoʻi i ka hale i kahi'aluhi a iʻole paha eʻoki hou i kahi moonshine hou no kāu'ōpiopio i hope!

Nā kōkua:

1. Eʻike pono i ka 'bipi' āu e ho'āʻo nei e hoʻopiʻiʻaʻoleʻo ia he bipi. ʻAʻole kūpono ka hoʻokuʻuʻana i nā bipi.

1. Ua hiamoe nā bipi i ka moeʻana i mea e palekana ai i nā meaʻaihue, akā, no ka hiki ke loliʻia i ka maʻalahi,ʻaʻole ia i hana.
2. Mai ho'āʻo i kēia ma ka home! Nui nā manaʻo o nā kau. E waiho i ka pipi kāhili wale nō e noho i kou mau kūpuna i ka hoʻomanaʻo.
3. Eʻike i pehea e ola ai i ka hōʻeuʻeu kau. Hiki iā lākou ke hana i kahi pōʻino.

1. E pākī i kāu pāʻani ma mua o ka heleʻana i ka pipi. Ināʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i ka hopena o nā mea,ʻaʻoleʻoe eʻike i ka wā e hoʻokaumaha anaʻoe i ka bipi.